From the what-else-keeps-me-busy & off-topic department: It was a bit windy in Finland after christmas. So, this is what I found waiting at our summer cottage:
I didn't want to be an engineer. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
and have buttered scones for tea.
Luckily it didn't fall the other way, across the road and over the power line.
I couldn't help it - the lumberjack song played on repeat in my ears most of the day.
Next task: manually converting the wood to smaller bits and pieces to make them fit in the stove.